Monday, April 20, 2009

What is in the bloody water!?!?!?!

Astounding. Incredible. Voice of an Angel. "There are no words to describe that performance."

Actually, there aren't enough words to describe the talent that is literally blowing the roof off auditoriums across Great Britain on the show Britain's Got Talent. First, there was Susan Boyle from northern Scotland. Her dowdy appearance and her being much older than most of the field at 47, not one person had any doubt who would be on the 'Best of the Worst' reel. And then... she opened her mouth. My God, did she ever. Then we have young Shaheen Jafargholi who got off to a bit of a rocky start. And as everyone panicked when Simon stopped the music, and told him to sing something else, that young man laid the place to waste, singing the Jackson 5 standard of Who's Loving You. Pitch perfect.

So I ask you all a question: Is there something in the bloody water!?!? What in God's name has all these people singing like this from this tiny Isle across the pond?

Now 2 shinning examples does not equal all; but let's take a closer look at the evidence. Mrs. Boyle and Mr. Jafargholi accounted for, we have Adele. Her voice makes me cry every time not only because of how good she sounds, but she gets her voice to accurately portray the pain that is behind the words, not going through vocal acrobatics.


Duffy, or affectionately known as Duffs by me, sounds like party girl having a bang-up time and she can SANG when she wants to.







Corinne Bailey Rae: Undoubtedly a voice that I will never get enough of. I actually ran out and bought her album AND concert tickets to see her. Its emotional and beautiful and her soprano is disgusting!! ( Disgusting = Beyond fierce, as per Tyra on ANTM)


And then there is Amy Winehouse.


Amy, Amy, Amy. OH WHY AMY!?!?!?! On the Bridget Jones 2 movie soundtrack, Miss Winehouse sang a favorite of mines, Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow ; I would have never thought that an artist would sing that song and evoke such a powerful emotion. Truth be told, you couldn't have told me that wasn't an American sista, or Christina Aguilera, singing like that. After I promptly ran out and bought her first album, Frank, and then Back to Black, she had me as a fan. Her sense of humor, kitsch, and voice makes her a true rare talent. Alas, her shenanigans as a crackhead (Yeah I said it! She is on that shit, and I will take the Pepsi challenge on that statement!) has turned my adoration to pity. I am heartbroken for her and I am not the one with a voice that is unbelieveable, nor am I the one pissing it away as an offender. I want her to get clean and be succeed. But it doesn't amount to a hill of beans until she wants to get clean.




And how can you even discuss this topic without mentioning the incomparable Lisa Stansfield?? When she sang that Barry White cover, I had already been a hardcore fan.

I believe there is somthing in the water. I believe that the Brit's appreciation for quality Soul and R&B that has contributed to this sleeper cell of the most distinct and angelic voices to date. I know that this season of BGT, when they tell the contestants that the world is watching, literally the entire world is watching!! Most unfortunately, I am not in Great Britain, so I cannot vote for my favorite. I need to move to England so I can start infusing myself with the water since clearly that is how this wealth of talent is spread across the British Isles. I also believe that the Queen of England can sing a rendition of "Oh Danny Boy" that will move you like Jackie Wilson's. Well if she's the Queen, doesn't she get the lionshare??

Anyone have any theories?!? The dialogue is open, and I am all eyes....

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Inaugeral Post!!

Hello Friends!

I must begin by stating that this is my first foray into the realm of blogging. Although I am usually on the cutting edge of all things on the cutting edge, I am severely lacking in the area of blogging. I think it is my lifelong battle of diary keeping. I buy them over and over because they are pretty, but only get 2 pages filled in them and then I am done. And as many thoughts and ideas and opinions I have in this brain, it's a wonder how I have made it to the ripe old age of 30, and not imploded, or climbed a clock tower for that matter.

But no more. No more internalizing. No more actually standing on a soap box. I have decided to turn this corner in my life and take on the mania going on in my mind; I will share all these things with you wonderful (and now suspiciously reading) people. Now don't panic: My posts will not all be ramblings of a woman PMSing. Only once a month, maybe, but not too often.

I harbor much deeper and dark secrets: I am an undercover nerd. I am serious. I enjoy researching and writing articles on all subject matter. I do advanced mathematics for relaxation and to cure my writer's block. I read the news incessantlyand keep atop of what's going on in our world. I will kick your ass in both God of War and Scrabble (seriously, I will). I can have equally deep conversations about climate change and the importance of every woman to know how to work her one asset with panache. It is this myriad of thoughts, hobbies and interests that you will find in this blog.

Now, yes, this is my blog for me to lord over as I see fit; but what's the fun in that? I implore all of you to please participate here. Read my posts. Participate in the polls. Intelligently and passionately comment on the posts; feel free to agree or disagree. All I ask that all postings remain pertinent and tasefully posted, as there is zero tolerance for offensive and bigoted posting; unless that happens to be the topic of choice. Here, having an open mind and objectivity is a necessity. There will be things here that will challenge what you think you know, and force you to think outside the box. So be prepared.

Thank you for stopping by. I hope you won't be a stranger...